"HEMP"
Parody of "Stand" by R.E.M.

Hemp in the place where you live (now breathe in)
Think about addiction, wonder why you smoke it now
Hemp in the place where you work (now breathe out)
Think about the place that you might wonder where you'll smoke it some more

You can use a joint, smoke it in a bong
Carry a lighter to help you along
The bowl is there to hold in the hemp
The pipe is there to breathe the smoke in, oh

Hemp in the place where you live (now breathe in)
Think about addiction, wonder why you smoke it now
Hemp in the place where you work (now breathe out)
Think about the place that you might wonder where you'll smoke it some more

Hemp helps to keep your feet on the ground
As CBD moves in all around
No THC, it won't get you high
But it calms you down, so give it a try, oh

Hemp in the place where you live (now breathe in)
Think about addiction, wonder why you smoke it now
Hemp in the place where you work (now breathe out)
Think about the place that you might wonder where you'll smoke it some more

For anxiety or physical pain,
Just smoke some buds to feel good again
The bowl is there to hold in the hemp
The pipe is there to breathe the smoke in, oh

Hemp...HEMP! (now breathe in)
Think about addiction, wonder why you smoke it now
Hemp...HEMP! (now breathe out)
Think about the place that you might wonder where you'll smoke it

Hemp in the place where you live (now breathe in)
Think about addiction, wonder why you smoke it now
Hemp in the place where you work (now breathe out)
Think about the place that you might wonder where you'll smoke it some more

Hemp anyplace where you are (now breathe in)
Hemp anyplace where you are (now breathe out)
The bowl is there to hold in the hemp
The pipe is there to breathe the smoke in, oh, hemp