The following songs are Smurf-related parodies or modifications of those from Madonna's Ray Of Light album, also including the song from the Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me soundtrack. NOTE: Ray Of Sunshine is NOT an actual album -- just one that exists within the world of the EMPATH: THE LUCKIEST SMURF story series.

NO SUBSTITUTE FOR BEING A SMURF
(Smurfette's version of Madonna's "Drowned World")

I waited for a one true love without a second thought.
It all became a smurfy game, saw what upon me wrought.
I smurfed exactly what I asked for, smurfing it so badly.
Waitng, wasting for it all, I suffered Smurfs so gladly.
And now I find a new frame of mind.

I've faced the truth,
There's no substitute for smurf, no substitute for smurf.
I can't waste my youth,
No substitute for smurf, no substitute for smurf.

Traveled through this world, smurfing for a home,
I found myself in one village feeling so alone.
I smurfed a hundred lovers who had the strength and will
To ask my hand for marriage...I never felt so happy.

I've faced the truth,
There's no substitute for smurf, no substitute for smurf.
I can't waste my youth,
No substitute for smurf, no substitute for smurf.

Hefty, Handy, Lazy, Vanity, Greedy, Brainy, too.
Farmer, Jokey, Painter, Poet, so many to choose.
Presents, flowers, sonnets, showers, laughter from the heart.
So many gifts that they can give that won't even make a spark.

I've faced the truth,
There's no substitute for smurf, no substitute for smurf.
I can't waste my youth,
No substitute for smurf, no substitute for smurf.

And now I find a new frame of mind.
It's my new beginning.

A GOOD DAY TO SWIM
(Smurfette's version of Madonna's "Swim")

Felt the sun on my shoulders,
Maybe today can't get any worse.
My life is getting older,
Sometimes I wish it was in reverse.

I can't worry about being fat or thin
I can't worry anymore
Don't want to worry about the shape I'm in
I'm gonna swim to the ocean floor
Mmm hmmm hmmm...crash on the other shore.
Mmm hmmm hmmm...swim to the ocean floor.

Taking care of the Smurflings
While the male Smurfs have adventures.
Changing Baby's didey all day,
Well, it makes me feel indentured.

I can't carry this load on my back.
Don't want to carry anymore.
It's time they carried this train on the track.
It's time to swim to the ocean floor.
Mmm hmmm hmmm...crash on the other shore.
Mmm hmmm hmmm...swim to the ocean floor.

Let the water wash over me, setting my mind at ease,
Swim to the ocean floor.
So that I can begin again, on a good day to swim,
Crash on the other shore.

I can't worry about being just a girl.
I can't worry anymore.
Don't want to worry if I can't see the world.
I'm gonna swim to the ocean floor.
Mmm hmmm hmmm...crash on the other shore.
Mmm hmmm hmmm...swim to the ocean floor.

I can't worry about what's gone wrong.
I can't worry anymore.
Don't want to hurry if it smurfs too long.
I'm gonna swim to the ocean floor.
Crash on the other shore.
Swim to the ocean floor.

RAY OF SUNSHINE
(Smurfette's version of Madonna's "Ray Of Light")

I started my life as a lump of blue clay,
Molded by a wizard who used me as a pawn.
I never really knew what being a Smurf felt like
Until the call of danger threatened everyone.

Then I feel like I've been reborn, then I feel.
Then I feel like I've been reborn, then I feel reborn.

A hundred lovers I couldn't choose one among them,
Trying to decide when my whole life began.
I finally found my little piece of heaven
When the one true blue love smurfed into my life.

Now I feel like I've been reborn, now I feel.
Now I feel like I've been reborn, now I feel reborn.

Smurfing like a ray of sunshine.
Smurfing like a ray of sunshine.
Smurfing like a ray of sunshine.

My life was nothing but a lump of blue clay,
Molded by a wizard who used me as a pawn.
Then Papa showed me what being a Smurf felt like
When the call of danger threatened everyone.
Now I feel.

Smurfing like a ray of sunshine,
I've come to brighten up a Smurf's life
Through his darkest days.

It's like I'm in a whole new world.
It's like I'm in a whole new world.
It's like I'm in a whole new world.
And I feel, and I feel,
And I feel like I've been reborn, and I feel alive.
My life is smurfing like a ray of sunshine.
My life is smurfing like a ray of sunshine.

SMURFBERRY CANDY GIRL
(Smurfette's version of Madonna's "Candy Perfume Girl")
Guest-featuring Empath

Young velvet cerulean boy,
Don't you like what you can see?
A blue kissed window scene,
Smurfing delicious smiles.
I'm your smurfberry candy girl.
Your smurfberry candy girl.

Mouth-watering desire, smurf to me.
A smurfberry candy girl.
A smurfberry candy girl.
I'm your smurfberry candy girl.
Smurfberry, smurfberry.

A fantasy ghost, I see
Every scent that surrounds your heart.
I feel your steam, girl, from the oceans.
You're a smurfberry candy girl.
You're a smurfberry candy girl.
You're a smurfberry candy girl.
Smurfberry candy girl.

Did I lie to you? Smurfberry candy girl.
Did I lie to you? A magic potion.
You're a smurfberry candy boy.
A smurfberry candy boy.
You're a smurfberry candy boy.
You're smurfberry.

Smurfberry candy girl,
Your scent moves me like a magic potion.
Smurfberry, it's smurfberry (candy girl).
I'm your smurfberry candy girl (smurfberry candy girl).
I'm your smurfberry candy girl, boy, girl, boy, girl, boy.
Smurfberry.

BLUE SKIN
(Smurfette's version of Madonna's "Skin")

Do I smurf you from somewhere?
Why won't you ever show me more?
Everything there is to smurf,
You know that I've smurfed it all before.

Let me smurf your blue skin.
Let me smurf your blue skin.
Let me smurf your blue skin.

Kiss me, I'm dying.
Let me smurf your blue skin.
I open my eyes, I'm smurfing in your direction.
Your body you just cannot hide.
I open my eyes, I open my eyes.

Do I smurf you from somewhere?
Why won't you ever show me more?
Everything there is to smurf,
You know that I've smurfed it all before.

Smurf me, I'm trying
To keep myself in control.
I got this thing, it's like a real big obsession.
I'm not like this all the time.
It gets so big, it gets so big.

Do I smurf you from somewhere?
Why won't you ever show me more?
Everything there is to smurf,
You know that I've smurfed it all before.

Kiss me, I'm dying.
Let me smurf your blue skin.
You just can't hide a work of smurfy perfection.
Open up my eyes, open up your eyes.
(Kiss, kiss, kiss me.)

Do I smurf you from somewhere?
Why won't you ever show me more?
Everything there is to smurf,
You know that I've smurfed it all before.
Do I smurf you from somewhere?
Why won't you ever show me more?
Everything there is to smurf,
You know that I've smurfed it all before.

Kiss me, I'm dying.
Smurf me, I'm trying.
I'm not like this all the time.
I'm not like this all the time.
Let me smurf your blue skin.
Let me smurf your blue skin.
Let me smurf your blue skin.
Smurf me, I'm trying.
Let me smurf your blue skin.
Let me smurf your blue skin.
I'm not like this all the time.
I'm not like this all the time.
I'm not like this all the time.
Let me smurf your blue skin.
Let me smurf your blue skin.
Let me smurf your blue skin.

WHAT REALLY MATTERS
(Smurfette's version of Madonna's "Nothing Really Matters")

When I was a young Smurf, nothing really mattered to me
But finding another girl Smurf, I was the only one.
Now that I have grown, every Smurf's changed.
Nothing has been the same since I smurfed you.

I know what really matters, and I know what I need.
Everything you've given makes a new Smurf out of me.

Smurfing at my life, it seems so clear to me
I smurfed so selflessly, I was the only one.
I realize the smurf I am in,
My old life had ended where your love begins.

I know what really matters, and I know what I need.
Everything you've given makes a new Smurf out of me.

Nothing smurfs the past away like the future.
Nothing makes the darkness smurf like the light.
You're my shelter from the rain.
You smurf me comfort, heal my pain.

I know what really matters, and I know what I need.
Everything you've given makes a new Smurf out of me.

THIS DRESS DOESN'T FIT ME ANYMORE
(Smurfette's version of Madonna's "Sky Fits Heaven")

These dresses just do not fit me,
They're not what I like to wear at all.
They're too short on me and they're so smurfing plain,
They make my legs look too tall.

These shoes just do not fit me,
They're not what I want to wear on my feet.
They're so tight on me, they make my small toes hurt,
And they say that I'm a petite.

Looking through all of my clothes,
Smurfing things that turn up my nose,
I want a new look that's fun.
Doesn't anyone, just looking through all of their clothes,
Smurfing things they don't wear anymore
Just like a bad piece of art.
Changing yoursmurf is a good place to start.

Looking through all of my clothes,
Smurfing what turns up my nose.
Looking through all of my clothes,
And I'm smurfing what turns up my nose.
Looking through, looking through things that just turn up my nose.

This hairstyle just does not suit me.
It's not what I want to wear anymore.
I want it long and stringy and I want it wild,
This old style's simply a bore.

Looking through all of my clothes,
Smurfing things that turn up my nose,
I want a new look that's fun.
Doesn't anyone, just looking through all of their clothes,
Smurfing things they don't wear anymore
Just like a bad piece of art.
Changing yoursmurf is a good place to start.

Looking through all of my clothes,
Smurfing what turns up my nose.
Looking through all of my clothes,
And I'm smurfing what turns up my nose.
Looking through, looking through things that just turn up my nose.

SMURFI ASHTANGI
(Smurfette's version of Madonna's "Shanti Ashtangi")

Vunde smurfinam caranara smurfe,
Sandarsmurfa-svatma-sukhasmurfdhe,
Nihsreysmurf jangalikayasmurfe,
Sansmurfa halahala moha-smurftyai,
Halahala.

Ahahu-smurfusakaram, smurfa-casmurfi,
Ahahu-smurfusakaram, smurfa-casmurfi.
Smurfinam d ha rinam, smurfasra sirasmurf.
Smurfinam d ha rinam, smurfasra sirasmurf.
Vande.

Om smurfi,
Om smurfi,
Smurfi, smurfi, smurfi om.
Om smurfi,
Om smurfi,
Smurfi, smurfi, smurfi om.

SMURFZERO
(Smurfette's version of Madonna's "Frozen")

Your heart wants what your eyes cannot see
To have your life the way you want it to be.
You're smurfzero when your heart's in fear, oh.
You're so burdened and you're so upset,
The cards they played you just didn't get.
You're no hero when you live in fear, oh.

Mmmm hmmm hmmm...if I could smurf your heart
Mmmm hmmm hmmm...you won't be in the dark
Mmmm hmmm hmmm...let yoursmurf be free
Mmmm hmmm hmmm...you're my destiny

I can feel all your heartache and pain;
What you have suffered, I've smurfed through the same.
If we've lost you, my life would be zero.
Love is the feeling you can't hold inside.
Let all your guilt and your anger just die.
You're smurfzero when you live in fear, oh.

Mmmm hmmm hmmm...if I could smurf your heart
Mmmm hmmm hmmm...you won't be in the dark
Mmmm hmmm hmmm...let yoursmurf be free
Mmmm hmmm hmmm...you're my destiny

Your heart wants what your eyes cannot see
To have your life the way you want it to be.
You're smurfzero when your heart's in fear, oh.

Mmmm hmmm hmmm...if I could smurf your heart
Mmmm hmmm hmmm...you won't be in the dark
Mmmm hmmm hmmm...let yoursmurf be free
Mmmm hmmm hmmm...you're my destiny
Mmmm hmmm hmmm...if I could smurf your heart
Mmmm hmmm hmmm...you won't be in the dark
Mmmm hmmm hmmm...let yoursmurf be free
Mmmm hmmm hmmm...you're my destiny
Please let me smurf your heart.

SAY GOODBYE TO THE OLD ME
(Smurfette's version of Madonna's "The Power Of Goodbye")

My mind is more open, so it must grow.
Can't smurf to the past now, it gets so old.
My freedom smurfed when I learned to let go.
My creation smurfed when I took control.
Those were my lessons I had to learn.
Those were the bridges I had to burn.
I smurfed the warning that something's wrong.
I pray to know that I will be strong,
'Cause I want to smurf higher.

There's so much more to try,
I just can't waste my life.
To my old self, I must have to say goodbye.

My heart is more open, so it must grow.
Can't smurf to the past now, it gets so old.
Those were my lessons I had to learn.
Those were my bridges.

There's so much more to lose
When my mind I don't use.
To my old self, I must have to say goodbye.

I must now say goodbye.
I just now say goodbye.

There's so much more to try,
I can't let my life pass me by.
To my old self, I must have to say goodbye.
I've so much more to prove
From my mind I must use.
To my old self, I must have to say goodbye.

WHO SHALL I HAVE TO HOLD?
(Smurfette's version of Madonna's "To Have And Not To Hold")

Oh, who shall I have to hold?
With whom shall my life grow old?
My heart is in their hands,
But they can't understand that I can't choose which one I want to love.
I touch but cannot keep.
I laugh but cannot weep.
Their souls I can see through
And yet they'll never do for the one Smurf I've been thinking of.

Like a moth to a flame, it's smurfing me insane.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba...what shall I do?
Ba ba ba ba ba ba...which Smurf can I choose?
Ba ba ba ba ba ba...I must know
Who shall I have to hold?

I look but cannot see
A future love can never be
The object of their desire.
I walk upon a wire, and I don't know who's there to break my fall.

Like a moth to a flame, it's driving me insane.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba...what shall I do?
Ba ba ba ba ba ba...which Smurf can I choose?
Ba ba ba ba ba ba...I must know
Who shall I have to hold?
Who shall I have to hold?
Who shall I have to hold?

Like a moth to a flame, it's driving me insane.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba...what shall I do?
Ba ba ba ba ba ba...which Smurf can I choose?
Ba ba ba ba ba ba...I must know
Who shall I have to hold?
Who shall I have to hold?
Who shall I have to hold (to break my fall)?

ONCE UPON A BLUE MOON
(Smurfette's version of Madonna's "Little Star")

Once upon a blue moon, a little star
Smurfs right down like all the stars in the night.
Once upon a new spring, a butterfly
Smurfs out into the open with love.

Nature smurfed a present to us,
A blue bundle of joy.
Our lives, our souls, you made this village whole.

No matter where you are, little star,
You'll smurf brighter than all the stars in the night.
No matter what you dream, butterfly,
You'll always know where you smurf from, with love.

You are a pleasure to us,
My smurfy star.
You smurf new life into my lonely heart.

Let me smurf where you are, little star,
Let me smurf like all the stars in the night.
Let me smurf what you dream, butterfly,
Let me smurf that you'll always be loved.

May we always protect you and never neglect you, little star.
There's no reason to cry, I'll smurf a lullaby, little star.
May smurfiness surround you, may love always find you, little star,
Smurfing bright.

You smurf new life into my lonely heart.
Once upon a blue moon, a little star
Smurfs right down like all the stars in the night.
Once upon a new spring, a butterfly
Smurfs out into the open and ready for flight.
So let me smurf where you are, little star.
Let me smurf that you'll always be loved.

MERMAID SMURF
(Smurfette's version of Madonna's "Mer Girl")

I smurfed from the village that cannot contain me,
From the Smurfs whom they cannot keep,
From a wizard that haunts me no matter where he is,
And a baby that never sleeps.
I smurfed from the noise and the silence,
From the bustle in the streets.

I smurfed to the treetops, I smurfed to the sky,
Up to the river and into the rain
That smurfed down my hair and smurfed my shoes and skin,
Smurfed my tears, smurfed my fears.

I smurfed to the forest, I smurfed to the trees,
I smurfed and I smurfed, I was smurfing for me.

I smurfed past the towers and the crooked old fence post,
Past the Great Oak tree and the castle I hate the most.
Up beyond the hill, I smurfed to the cemetary
And smurfed my breath as I thought about my death.

I smurfed to the bridge, and up to the hills.
I smurfed and I smurfed, I'm smurfing there still.
And I saw the crumbling tombsmurfs of forgotten names.
I tasted the rain, I tasted my tears,
I smurfed the angels, I tasted my fears.

And the ground smurfed way beneath my feet,
And Mother Nature smurfed me in her arms.
Leaves smurfed on my face,
Ants smurfed across my dress,
And the black sky opened up, smurfing me.

I smurfed to the forest, I smurfed to the trees,
I smurfed and I smurfed, I was smurfing for me.
I smurfed to the bridge, and up to the hill.
I smurfed and I smurfed, I'm smurfing there still.

And it smurfed of burning flesh, of rotting bones, of decay.
I smurfed and I smurfed, I'm still smurfing away.

WHY IT HAS TO BE
(Smurfette's version of Madonna's "Has To Be")

Day in and day out, I smurf a little prayer.
I ask the gods above why my life's unfair.

Is there someone out there smurfing for me?
Won't somebody smurf me why it has to be?

I smurf on and smurf on, I'm dreaming like a fool.
I feel just like a girl smurfing back in school.

Is there someone out there smurfing for me?
Won't somebody smurf me why it has to be?
Is there someone out there smurfing for me?
Won't somebody smurf me why it has to be?

I should be glad that I'm alive,
It could have been much worse.
I might have never cared at all
Of what it's like to be a Smurf.
Still I ask the gods up there why it's so unfair.

Is there someone out there smurfing for me?
Won't somebody smurf me why it has to be?
Is there someone out there smurfing for me?
Won't somebody smurf me why it has to be?

LUCKIEST MALE SMURF
(Smurfette's version of Madonna's "Beautiful Stranger" from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)

Haven't we smurfed?
You must be the luckiest male Smurf.
You are the one for me,
Unlike any other male Smurf.
You're so strong, you can smurf me through.
You're so smart, makes me feel so, too.
Nature forbid that I should part from the luckiest male Smurf.

I smurf into your eyes,
And my world starts smurfing around.
You're my angel in disguise,
That's why I'm smurfing this song.

To know you makes me love you,
No matter where I go, no matter which Smurf knows.
To love you makes me be smurf of you,
I'll never smurf in tears or smurf it all inside.
Ba da ba da ba da, ba da da da da da...the luckiest male Smurf.
Ba da ba da ba da, ba da da da da da...the luckiest male Smurf.

You're my knight with the shining star,
I feel so safe anywhere you are.
I can't believe I smurfed in love with the luckiest male Smurf.

I smurfed into your face,
My heart is smurfing all over the place.
You make me change my smurf of view,
No other male Smurf can be like you.

To know you makes me love you,
No matter where I go, no matter which Smurf knows.

You smurfed into my mind,
You smurf the dreams I'm smurfing inside.
You're my angel smurfed in blue,
That's why I'm smurfing this song for you.

To know you makes me love you,
And no matter where I go, no matter which Smurf knows,
I'll never smurf in tears or smurf it all inside.
Ba da ba da ba da, ba da da da da da...the luckiest male Smurf.
Ba da ba da ba da, ba da da da da da...the luckiest male Smurf.

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