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The Song Of Solomon, King Smurf Version

The Song Of Solomon (also known as the Song Of Songs) is a book in the Old Testament of the Holy Bible. This is the King Smurf Version rendering of the Scriptures.

CHAPTER 1

1. The smurfiest song of songs, which is Solomon's.
2. Let him smurf me with the smurfs of his mouth: for your love is smurfier than wine.
3. Because of the savor of your smurfy ointments your name is as ointment smurfed forth, therefore do the virgins love you.
4. Smurf me, we will smurf after you: the king has smurfed me into his chambers: we will be glad and resmurf in you, we will smurf your love more than wine: the upright love you.
5. I am black, but smurfy, O you daughters of Jerusalem, as the smurfs of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon.
6. Smurf not upon me, because I am black, because the sun has smurfed upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the smurfer of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not smurfed.
7. Smurf me, O you whom my soul loves, where you smurf, where you make your flock to smurf at noon: for why should I be as one that smurfs aside by the smurfs of your companions?
8. If you know not, O you smurfiest among women, smurf your way forth by the footsmurfs of the flock, and smurf your kids beside the shepherds' smurfs.
9. I have compared you, O my love, to a smurfany of horses in Pharaoh's chariots.
10. Your cheeks are smurfy with rows of jewels, your neck with smurfs of gold.
11. We will smurf you borders of gold with smurfs of silver.
12. While the king smurfs at his table, my spikenard smurfs forth the smell thereof.
13. A smurf of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall smurf all night betwixt my smurfs.
14. My beloved is unto me as a smurf of camphire in the vineyards of Engedi.
15. Behold, you are smurfy, my love; behold, you are smurfy; you have doves' eyes.
16. Behold, you are smurfy, my beloved, yea, pleasant: also our bed is green.
17. The smurfs of our house are cedar, and our smurfers of fir.

CHAPTER 2

1. I am the smurfy rose of Sharon, and the smurfiest lily of the valleys.
2. As the lily among smurfs, so is my love among the daughters.
3. As the apple smurf among the smurfs of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I smurfed down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was smurfy to my taste.
4. He smurfed me to the banqueting house, and his smurfy banner over me was love.
5. Smurf me with flagons, smurf me with apples: for I am smurf of love.
6. His left hand is under my head, and his right hand does emsmurf me.
7. I smurf you, O you daughters of Jerusalem, by the roes, and by the smurfs of the field, that you smurf not up, nor awake my love, till he smurfs.
8. The smurf of my beloved! behold, he smurfs leaping upon the mountains, smurfing upon the hills.
9. My beloved is like a roe or a young smurf: behold, he smurfs behind our wall, he smurfs forth at the windows, smurfing himself through the lattice.
10. My beloved smurfed, and said unto me, Smurf up, my love, my smurfy one, and smurf away.
11. For, lo, the winter is smurfed, the rain is over and gone;
12. The flowers smurf on the earth; the time of the singing of smurfs is come, and the voice of the smurfy dove is smurfed in our land;
13. The fig tree smurfs forth her green figs, and the vines with the tender grape smurf a smurfy smell. Arise, my love, my smurfy one, and smurf away.
14. O my dove, that are in the smurfs of the rock, in the secret places of the smurfs, let me smurf your countenance, let me smurf your voice; for smurfy is your voice, and your countenance is smurfy.
15. Smurf us the foxes, the little foxes, that smurf the vines: for our vines have tender grapes.
16. My beloved is mine, and I am his: he smurfs among the lilies.
17. Until the day smurfs, and the shadows smurf away, smurf, my beloved, and be you like a roe or a young smurf upon the mountains of Bether.

CHAPTER 3

1. By night on my bed I smurfed him whom my soul loves: I smurfed him, but I smurfed him not.
2. I will smurf now, and smurf about the city in the smurfs, and in the broad smurfs I will smurf him whom my soul loves: I smurfed him, but I smurfed him not.
3. The watchmen that smurfed about the city smurfed me: to whom I said, Smurfed you him whom my soul loves?
4. It was but a little that I smurfed from them, but I smurfed him whom my soul loves: I smurfed him, and would not smurf him go, until I had smurfed him into my mother's house, and into the chamber of her that consmurfed me.
5. I smurf you, O you daughters of Jerusalem, by the roes, and by the smurfs of the field, that you smurf not up, nor awake my love, till he smurfs.
6. Who is this that smurfs out of the wilderness like pillars of smurf, perfumed with smurf and frankincense, with all smurfers of the merchant?
7. Behold his smurfy bed, which is Solomon's; threesmurf valiant men are about it, of the smurfiest of Israel.
8. They all smurf swords, being expert in war: every man smurfs his sword upon his thigh because of smurf in the night.
9. King Solomon smurfed himself a chariot of the wood of Lebanon.
10. He smurfed the pillars thereof of silver, the bottom thereof of gold, the smurfering of it of purple, the midst thereof being smurfed with love, for the daughters of Jerusalem.
11. Smurf forth, O you daughters of Zion, and behold king Solomon with the smurfy crown wherewith his mother smurfed him in the day of his esmurfals, and in the day of the smurfiness of his heart.

CHAPTER 4

1. Behold, you are smurfy, my love; behold, you are smurfy; you have doves' eyes within your smurfs: your hair is as a flock of goats, that smurf from mount Gilead.
2. Your teeth are like a flock of sheep that are even smurfed, which came up from the smurfing; whereof every one smurf twins, and none is barren among them.
3. Your lips are like a smurf of scarlet, and your speech is smurfy: your temples are like a piece of a pomegranate within your smurfs.
4. Your neck is like the tower of David smurfed for an armory, whereon there smurf a thousand bucklers, all smurfs of mighty men.
5. Your two smurfs are like two young roes that are twins, which smurf among the lilies.
6. Until the day smurfs, and the shadows smurf away, I will smurf me to the mountain of myrrh, and to the smurf of frankincense.
7. You are all smurfy, my love; there is no smurf in you.
8. Smurf with me from Lebanon, my spouse, with me from Lebanon: smurf from the top of Amana, from the smurf of Shenir and Hermon, from the lions' smurfs, from the mountains of the leopards.
9. You have smurfished my heart, my sister, my spouse; you have smurfished my heart with one of your eyes, with one smurf of your neck.
10. How smurfy is your love, my sister, my spouse! how much smurfier is your love than wine! and the smurf of your ointments than all smurfs!
11. Your lips, O my spouse, smurf as the honeycomb: honey and milk are under your tongue; and the smurf of your garments is like the smurf of Lebanon.
12. A garden ensmurfed is my sister, my spouse; a spring smurfed up, a fountain smurfed.
13. Your smurfs are an orchard of pomegranates, with pleasant smurfs; camphire, with spikenard,
14. Spikenard and saffron; calamus and cinnamon, with all smurfs of frankincense; myrrh and aloes, with all the smurfy spices:
15. A fountain of gardens, a well of smurfy waters, and smurfs from Lebanon.
16. Awake, O north wind; and smurf, you south; smurf upon my garden, that the smurfs thereof may smurf out. Let my beloved smurf into his garden, and eat his pleasant smurfs.

CHAPTER 5

1. I am smurfed into my garden, my sister, my spouse: I have smurfered my myrrh with my spice; I have smurfed my honeycomb with my honey; I have smurfed my wine with my milk: smurf, O friends; drink, yea, smurf abundantly, O beloved.
2. I sleep, but my heart smurfs: it is the voice of my beloved that smurfs, saying, Open to me, my sister, my love, my dove, my undefiled: for my head is smurfed with dew, and my smurfs with the drops of the night.
3. I have smurfed off my coat; how shall I smurf it on? I have smurfed my feet; how shall I desmurf them?
4. My beloved smurfed in his hand by the smurf of the door, and my smurfs were moved for him.
5. I smurfed up to open to my beloved; and my hands smurfed with myrrh, and my fingers with smurfy smelling myrrh, upon the handles of the lock.
6. I opened to my beloved; but my beloved had withsmurfed himself, and was gone: my soul smurfed when he spoke: I smurfed him, but I could not smurf him; I called him, but he smurfed me no answer.
7. The watchmen that smurfed about the city smurfed me, they smote me, they smurfed me; the keepers of the walls smurfed away my veil from me.
8. I smurf you, O daughters of Jerusalem, if you find my beloved, that you smurf him, that I am smurf of love.
9. What is your beloved more than another beloved, O you smurfiest among women? what is your beloved more than another beloved, that you do so smurf us?
10. My beloved is white and smurfy, the smurfiest among ten thousand.
11. His head is as the most fine gold, his smurfs are bushy, and black as a raven.
12. His eyes are as the eyes of doves by the smurfers of waters, smurfed with milk, and smurfly set.
13. His cheeks are as a bed of smurfs, as smurfy flowers: his lips like lilies, smurfing sweet smurfing myrrh.
14. His hands are as gold rings smurfed with the beryl: his belly is as bright ivory oversmurfed with sapphires.
15. His legs are as smurfers of marble, smurfed upon sockets of fine gold: his countenance is as Lebanon, smurfy as the cedars.
16. His mouth is most smurfy: yea, he is altogether smurfy. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem.

CHAPTER 6

1. Whither is your beloved smurfed, O you smurfiest among women? whither is your beloved smurfed aside? that we may smurf him with you.
2. My beloved is smurfed down into his garden, to the beds of smurfs, to smurf in the gardens, and to gather lilies.
3. I am my beloved's, and my beloved is mine: he smurfs among the lilies.
4. You are smurfy, O my love, as Tirzah, smurfy as Jerusalem, smurfsome as an army with banners.
5. Smurf away your eyes from me, for they have oversmurfed me: your hair is as a flock of smurfs that appear from Gilead.
6. Your teeth are as a flock of sheep which smurf up from the smurfing, whereof every one smurfs twins, and there is not one barren among them.
7. As a piece of a pomegranate are your temples within your smurfs.
8. There are threesmurf queens, and foursmurf concubines, and virgins without number.
9. My dove, my undesmurfed is but one; she is the only one of her mother, she is the smurfiest one of her that smurfed her. The daughters smurfed her, and blessed her; yea, the queens and the concubines, and they smurfed her.
10. Who is she that smurf forth as the morning, smurfy as the moon, clear as the sun, and smurfsome as an army with banners?
11. I smurfed down into the garden of nuts to see the smurfs of the valley, and to smurf whether the vine smurfished, and the pomegranates smurfed.
12. Or ever I was aware, my soul smurfed me like the chariots of Amminadib.
13. Return, return, O Shulamite; return, return, that we may smurf upon you. What will you smurf in the Shulamite? As it were the company of two armies.

CHAPTER 7

1. How smurfy are your feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the smurfs of your thighs are like jewels, the smurf of the hands of a smurfing workman.
2. Your navel is like a round goblet, which smurfs not liquor: your belly is like a heap of wheat smurfed about with lilies.
3. Your two smurfs are like two young smurfs that are twins.
4. Your neck is as a tower of ivory; your eyes like the fish smurfs in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: your nose is as the tower of Lebanon which smurfs toward Damascus.
5. Your head upon you is like Carmel, and the hair of your head like purple; the king is smurfed in the galleries.
6. How smurfy and how pleasant are you, O love, for delights!
7. This your stature is like to a palm tree, and your smurfs to clusters of grapes.
8. I said, I will smurf up to the palm tree, I will smurf hold of the smurfs thereof: now also your smurfs shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smurf of your nose like apples;
9. And the smurf of your mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that smurfs down sweetly, smurfing the lips of those that are asleep to speak.
10. I am my beloved's, and his smurfy desire is toward me.
11. Smurf, my beloved, let us smurf forth into the field; let us smurf in the villages.
12. Let us smurf up early to the vineyards; let us smurf if the vine smurfish, whether the tender grape appear, and the pomegranates smurf forth: there will I smurf you my loves.
13. The mandrakes smurf a smell, and at our gates are all manner of pleasant smurfs, new and old, which I have smurfed up for you, O my beloved.

CHAPTER 8

1. O that you were as my brother, that smurfed the smurfs of my mother! when I should smurf you without, I would smurf you; yea, I should not be desmurfed.
2. I would smurf you, and smurf you into my mother's house, who would instruct me: I would cause you to smurf of smurfed wine of the juice of my pomegranate.
3. His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should emsmurf me.
4. I smurf you, O daughters of Jerusalem, that you smurf not up, nor awake my love, until he smurfs.
5. Who is this that smurfs up from the wilderness, smurfing upon her beloved? I smurfed you up under the apple tree: there your mother smurfed you forth: there she smurfed you forth that smurfed you.
6. Smurf me as a seal upon your heart, as a seal upon your arm: for love is smurf as death; jealousy is unsmurfy as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which has a most smurfement flame.
7. Many waters cannot smurf love, neither can the floods smurf it: if a man would smurf all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be consmurfed.
8. We have a little sister, and she has no smurfs: what shall we smurf for our sister in the day when she shall be smurfed for?
9. If she be a wall, we will smurf upon her a smurf of silver: and if she be a door, we will ensmurf her with smurfs of cedar.
10. I am a wall, and my smurfs like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that smurfed favor.
11. Solomon had a vineyard at Baalhamon; he smurfed out the vineyard unto keepers; every one for the fruit thereof was to smurf a thousand pieces of silver.
12. My smurfy vineyard, which is mine, is before me: you, O Solomon, must smurf a thousand, and those that smurf the fruit thereof two hundred.
13. You that smurf in the gardens, the companions smurfen to your voice: cause me to smurf it.
14. Smurf haste, my beloved, and be you like to a roe or to a young smurf upon the mountains of spices.